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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

Now weigh the other leg.

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

Or, just give him an orange jumpsuit for a 215 lb man and see if it fits as perfectly as that phone call....

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wolfess's avatar

If they actually want one that will fit him they'll have to contract with a tent and awning company to make it for him.

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Anna Vinson's avatar

I almost fell on my butt laughing at this comment!

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William N. Fordes's avatar

I wrestled in HS and College and could usually estimate a man’s weight to within a pound or two. Donald Trump is 297 or more -- and if he weighs 215 then I, at 6’1” with a 36” waist am tipping the scales at 182, which was my weight class 50 years ago! What a pathetic liar. But, then, we knew that....

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Roger Craig's avatar

Clearly he slaps when he fights. Would not - and did not - do well in the locker room.

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celeste k.'s avatar

What do you expect from a strawberry blond lightweight?!

They should have used one of his golf pictures, you know, to get the real thing!!

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Joseph Campo's avatar

Can't believe they didn't make him get on a fricking scale. When he gets convicted, I hope they do the fully monty, cavity search and all.

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Michael Mayer's avatar

Did you make an account for the weight of his hair?

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William N. Fordes's avatar

No, acrylic does not weight that much.

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Dianne Labadie's avatar

hahaha

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William N. Fordes's avatar

I went to a Country Day school in NY that played New York Military Academy, NYMA, in several sports. I was a decade after Trump, but there were stories about him as a pathetic sportsman even then, and I knew him in the club scene in NY at the height of 54 and the other hip joints. Trump was a disgusting slob then, and remains so today. And NYMA was known as the Prep School for kids who could not get into a real prep school. We had a guy flunk out of our Prep School. He went to NYMA and was their valedictorian. Trump is an imposter — not super rich, not super tall, but fat and balding, oh, and a thief and a liar and a traitor.

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celeste k.'s avatar

OK, I know this sounds gross, but imagine the traitor naked. Now, tell me Melania married him for love!

Yuck!

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William N. Fordes's avatar

True love may be blind, but in Melanie’s case her vision was certainly impaired by money.

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Lizabelle's avatar

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! Orange suit next.

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Veronica's avatar

No, no! Orange jumpsuit! Orange jumpsuit!

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Misha Morgan's avatar

Curses! I thought the sheriff was going to actually weigh him!

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SeaMark's avatar

Looks like he had help from the authorities inside at the scale. They lied on his behalf. Somebody should file a Freedom of Information Act request for the real weight.

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MomCavanagh's avatar

‘Bout time this POS has a REAL mugshot. Now we need the orange suit.

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Paul Cundari's avatar

Your insulting POS lol

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Atef's avatar

Yes please he belongs in prison!

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

No way is he 215 pounds!

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DeeDee D's avatar

off by about 100 pounds. He's not just fat, he is very tall and has big ol' bones... I'm going with 315 as the low number.

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

I believe he is 6'3". I wonder if he is diabetic as he eats very unhealthy!

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DeeDee D's avatar

Yeah his diet is pretty bad. But he offsets it by playing a lot of golf. 🤣 What a flabby sad little baby.

Really, he won't just have movies and tv shows made about him... he will have a tragic opera of Shakespearean proportion written as a cautionary tale for humanity. "don't be like this guy" should be the title of the opera. Lower case.

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

Golf is not much exercise just walking from hole to hole! I’ve never played as it sounds boring!

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DeeDee D's avatar

Not only that, but he doesn't even walk! He rides around in the golf cart. He'd be much thinner if he walked the course.

My question is, how is he still alive? I think you might be right about the diabetes. How could he not have it? He needs to be jailed. ASAP! (he'll be able to get insulin in prison... but I think we have to pay for him to have it, and live there rent free!) too bad this process will take so long to play out.

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Paul Cundari's avatar

Strawberry LOL!

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Dixie Clark's avatar

Hair recently colored just for this mug shot. 🍓🫤

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Barbara Hart's avatar

If the eyes are truly the window to the soul, Trump’s problems are way more serious than we imagined.

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Sally Joy Rubin's avatar

Right???? My son said, “Those are ‘flames of hell’ eyes.”

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Jeff Stennett's avatar

Now that Putin is all warmed up, I wonder if we could ask him a favor ? ❤️🙂

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

You really think you can get that tub of lard airborne? LoL

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Jeff Stennett's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🎯🤣🤣🤣

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D . O. Olson's avatar

So overjoyed

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JerryBier's avatar

Damn. Without any official numbers, how can I claim my prize in the “office lottery”???

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Roger Craig's avatar

Will now simply be known as “Red”.

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D . O. Olson's avatar

Redass

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Darleen McAllan's avatar

Oh Mike, you aren't one to gloat. But I will do it for you.

Told you so!! Lol

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SeaMark's avatar

All the mugshot needs is a pair of pointy red horns.

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" - where have we heard that?

;-)

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