Strawberry (or Blond) Fields Forever
Donald Trump, Prisoner No. P01135809, was arrested tonight at Fulton County Jail on 13 felony RICO racketeering and conspiracy counts. No word yet on whether there was the standard “strip and cavity search.”
He filled out and signed the Felon Intake form. He wrote that he has “blond or strawberry hair” and weighs only “215 lbs.”
Can they add a perjury charge?