Mike's Midterm Tsunami Truth #25
The side with the best nursery rhymes wins.
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote!
Lyrics by Michael Moore:
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote! Gently to Roevember. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily Traitors are dismembered
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote Toss the GOP! When they’re gone We’ll pass some laws And save Democracy!
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote A woman’s right to choose! Guns are gone And so is ‘Rump There’s no way we can lose!
Roe, Roe, Roe The Vote Free Health Care soon for all! Paid family leave And College is free Relax — it’s legal weed!
Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote People over Profits! A living wage Grandma loves Old Age! The rich now pay for all of it!
Roe Roe Roe Your Vote November 8th’s the day! We’ll’ve PeaceNoWAR! Ted Cruz no more! The Earth We All Will Save!
Mike’s Midterm Tsunami of Truths:
Truth #1: The Campaign
Truth #2: Even a kid from 4th hour Trig class can beat this crowd
Truth #3: The Haters, the Bigots and the Supremacists Always Lose in the End
Truth #4: Introducing The Whackadoodle 10
Truth #5: Trump is not the Big Bad Wolf. But he is very afraid of You.
Truth #6: The Easy-to-Digest Republican Party Platform
Truth #7: Biden, Don’t F**k with Me
Truth #8: If you’re not registered, you can’t Roe, Roe, Roe the Vote!
Truth #9: Why will we win? Because the American people hate fascism.
Truth #10: Meet Blake Masters, Whackadoodle No. 9
Truth #11: 147 Reasons We Will Win on November 8th
Truth #12: Biden just gave us a boost and a toke.
Truth #13: Women. That’s it.
Truth #14: If the Mainstream Media Thinks There’s a Chance We May Be Right about Roevember, Watch Out.
Truth #15: Republican candidate for Governor of Pennsylvania, Whackadoodle No. 8
Truth #16: As Alex Jones has now been fined a billion dollars for his lies, that is nothing compared to the punishment other Republicans are going to get on November 8th.
Truth #17: Early Voting, Mail-in Voting, Dropbox Voting — These Were Made for Libs, Hard Workers, Book Readers, Artists, Busy Parents, Slackers, and Progressives like us! In other words, The Majority!
Truth #18: The Good Queen vs. The Mad King
Truth #19: A Workers' Revolt Extends to the Voting Booth
Truth #20: We Are in Charge
Truth #21: Don’t believe it.
Truth #22: If the election is about inflation and the economy, THANK GOD — We Win
Truth #23: We Believe in Science. And that’s why we will win.
Truth #24: Vote Local, Win National
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