Strawberry (or Blond) Fields Forever
Donald Trump, Prisoner No. P01135809, was arrested tonight at Fulton County Jail on 13 felony RICO racketeering and conspiracy counts. No word yet on whether there was the standard “strip and cavity search.”
He filled out and signed the Felon Intake form. He wrote that he has “blond or strawberry hair” and weighs only “215 lbs.”
Can they add a perjury charge?
Now weigh the other leg.
I wrestled in HS and College and could usually estimate a man’s weight to within a pound or two. Donald Trump is 297 or more -- and if he weighs 215 then I, at 6’1” with a 36” waist am tipping the scales at 182, which was my weight class 50 years ago! What a pathetic liar. But, then, we knew that....