Israel Has Assured Us It’s “Only Killing Hamas”
So after the IDF slaughtered 7 volunteer chefs and food workers on Monday, we now know that World Central Kitchen, who has served more than 43M meals to Palestinians, must be a terrorist operation.
Israel claims the seven international volunteer chefs and food workers it killed in a targeted air strike on Monday in Gaza at Chef José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen relief site were actually Terrorist Hamas Cooks.
“They were running a terror operation using cumin, curry and kale,” an IDF spokesman claimed.
“They were also hiding Hamas militants inside large vats of hummus. Hamas in the hummus, you could say. You have no idea how low these Muslims will go to kill Israelis with their rotted foods which have sat in aid trucks for months at the border and are now used to pelt innocent settlers who have come from Park Slope in Brooklyn to the West Bank in Judea to take land that is rightfully theirs.”
The IDF spokesman continued: “We are sorry for destroying Chef Andres’ attempt to feed those who are food insecure or food challenged. Indeed, Gaza is now a literal food desert! A desert in the desert! Get it?!
“We know the importance of eating a meal or two a week. But when they start smuggling weapons inside pitas and baklavas, we simply will not tolerate that.”
The IDF said that it appears there are signs that the terrorist cooks may have also been holding some of the hostages in a cooler full of cantaloupe, hidden somewhere inside the 23,000 miles of tunnels under the 5-mile wide Gaza Strip.
“Let’s just acknowledge what the whole world already knows: There is no terror like the terror of a Michelin 3-Star celebrity chef in his kitchen on reality TV. And so none of us should be surprised that terrorists have found their way into an operation with numerous large and lethal knives and hand-held mini flamethrowers.
“Look, this isn’t just some foodie fight going on,” The IDF Colonel insisted. “This is war — a war where we have the bombs, the planes, the destroyers, the satellites and the nuclear weapons. But trust me — they have all the chickpeas! We will not stop until we blow everything up, even if that means us having to do it, one child’s falafel stand at a time.”
He concluded:
“Oh… um, and yes… freeing the hostages is our absolute #1 priority!!”
Here are some of the ‘terrorists’ at work:
R.I.P.
Lalzawmi “Zomi” Frankcom
Damian Soból
Saifeddin Issam Ayad Abutaha
Jacob Flickinger
John Chapman
James “Jim” Henderson
James Kirby
“Israeli strike kills seven World Central Kitchen workers”
https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2024/4/2/israeli-strike-kills-seven-world-central-kitchen-workers
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Photos via Getty Images by: Ali Jadallah/Anadolu, AFP, and Jehad Alshrafi
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I just do not get it. When I heard that Biden is sending 2000 pound bunker busting bombs to Israel, I was speechless. After Harris made it clear that the US must insist on a ceasefire for at least six weeks to get things moving on a two-state solution and now this. I thought the Biden's people knew what they were doing. We are doomed. Jews all over the world will be terrorized by angry people blaming them for the carnage in Gaza at the hands of a ruthless dictator Netanyahu. I was sympathetic to Biden's predicatment in trying to walk a fine line between powerful right wing pro Jewish donors and the majority of Americans who are appauled at the carnage in Gaza at the hands of the IDF. Biden will lose the election if he does not stand up to the Jewish right wing lobby in the US. I want to support him because Trump is a much greater threat to world peace than the things going on in Gaza. But at some point you have to ask why the carnage is still going on with weapons that we send to Israel. I am a Jew and want Israel to make peace with the Arabs or at least normalize relations. But with the monster Netanyahu in power, over 2 million Jewish settlers in the occuppied territories illegally, and a majority of Israelis supporting Netanyahu's genocide against the Palestinians in Gaza, it seems unlikely that the war will end anytime soon. I am beginning to believe that maybe Biden is just not the man for the job of President for the first time. Please help me understand how this war in Gaza keeps going on with innocent civilians being killed, maimed, wounded and starved on a daily basis. If the people of Israel do not get rid of the murderer Netanyahu, the entire world will be against Israel and as Israel goes down, so does Biden and our freedom. I am angry at Biden and demand an explanation. But the Biden administration is silent. What can we do to stop the killing and to force Israel to accept that they are on a very wrong course that will help to support the rise of authoritarian regimes all over the world. If it happend in the US with a victory by Trump, then all is lost and we are royally screwed.
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