A TSUNAMI OF WOMEN.

Yes Donald, WE DO CONTROL THE WEATHER!

Take a look out the window — It’s raining women!

As we have been forecasting since June 24, 2022, the day the Trump Supreme Court officially ordered the majority gender — Women — to be herewith deemed second-class citizens, with no control of their reproductive organs and declaring they will be forced into nine-month pregnancies should they unintentionally fertilize one of their eggs. That decision killed the 49-year-old Roe v Wade ruling which had made abortion legal — and has already literally killed numerous women with complicated pregnancies that no doctor, no hospital wanted to touch. So they died.

Beginning that night in 2022, our group, The Liberal Socialist Vermin Enemy from Within, began concocting a once-in-a-lifetime tsunami, fueled by a scientific formula of estrogen-on-fire and billions of Double-X chromosomes that would quickly multiply, beginning in, of all places, Kansas, then moving on to Kentucky, Ohio, Montana, and other Red states where women and their male enablers rose up to crush the anti-women’s movement and the pedophile protection patriarchy known as the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. In every single vote taken across the country since the Dobbs decision, the people and their representatives have 100% backed the reproductive rights of women. Why has there been any question as to what this Election Day was going to look like? We said it on June 24, 2022. We said it when Republicans (a now dead Party — G.O.P.-R.I.P.) all lined up behind Trump and made him their candidate for the third time. And we’ve known it ever since Nancy Pelosi, George Clooney and a cadre of us lesser-knowns gently but forcefully told Joe Biden he had to step aside (I asked he resign so that Kamala Harris could have a clean break and run her own Presidency). So beginning on July 21, 108 days ago, even Trump knew his goose was probably cooked. He publicly pleaded with Biden to re-enter the race knowing that, having kicked the women of America in the head, rubbing their 170 million faces in the toxic waste of the misogyny that spewed from his mouth, even his pea-sized brain knew he couldn’t win. He tried to convince himself that white women would show up again for him, but it’s one thing to brag to Billy Bush about grabbing them by their genitalia. It’s a whole ‘nother thing to say he’s gonna have his government literally reach inside and have the police handcuff their fallopian tubes and force them to have a baby they weren't planning to have. And on that sick idea, white women bailed in droves. No thank you, we don’t want you, of all people, to be our protector. We will protect ourselves with a ballot box that we’re going to whack you over the head with. 

Trump, in his final days of “campaigning,” has sought to turn out millions of dude-bros with the most vile attacks on women, and attacks on liberal men being the real enemy. He wants the rednecks to kill us and kill the fake media, too. This strategy is meant to replace all the female votes he’s lost with the votes men. But men don’t vote in as large of numbers as women. They don’t belong to political groups. They don’t read as many books as women do. There’s a lack of curiosity about the world and why it is the way it is. We already know why. FOX News told us why! My father told me why. Doug at the bar explained it all to me. And remember — change your oil every 7,500 miles. 

So, Donald, if you’re reading this, that’s why there’s so many women packing the polls today. It’s a tsunami. We arranged it. Don’t ever mess with us again — we the commies, the Gays, the Jews, all those complaining women plus Al Roker, Taylor Swift, Colin Kaepernick, Lizzo, Stephen Colbert and 27 others — we are the cabal who controls the weather and we’re not sorry we’ve wrecked your day. 

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