1. 7 Questions for George of Arabia
2. Home of the Whopper
3. Oil's Well That Ends Well
4. The United States of BOO!
5. How to Stop Terrorism? Stop Being Terrorists!
6. Jesus W. Christ
7. Horatio Alger Must Die
8. Woo Hoo! I Got Me a Tax Cut!
9. A Liberal Paradise
10. How to Talk to Your Conservative Brother-in-Law
11. Bush Removal and Other Spring Cleaning Chores

Notes and Sources for remaining chapters coming soon.